Who says that making money and creating a multi-million dollar business can’t have a lighter side?
Certainly not Jan Altman of Piano Wizard.
Jan is one of the many people that I have had the pleasure to meet and interact with from the worldwide network of CEO Space.
She really has an incredible success story that in her own words
“Is the most dramatic CEO Space success story ever”.
At some point in her life transforming experience in this network, she decided to write a little parody of the CEO Space network as if it were the formulary for a drug.
I have included it here with her full permission.
Enjoy!!!
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Brand name: BJ (Berny) Dohrmann’s CEO Space
Medical name: Entrepreneurium Successium
Background: CEO SPACE is used to treat symptoms in business and professional activities that include (but are not limited to):
• slowdown in business growth
• declining customer base
• limited funds
• feelings of being overwhelmed and alone
• lack of interest
• general feelings of "not going anywhere"
• inability to answer "what I need next"
CEO SPACE works by boosting levels of energy, enthusiasm, motivation, cooperation, and teamwork in the brain.
Taken on a regular basis, CEO SPACE is known to decrease the severity of, and sometimes remove completely, all of the above symptoms.
How should you take this medication?
CEO SPACE is available in two forms:
1) a single dose taken once per week
2) a more concentrated dose taken for a full week at a time, recommended five times per year.
CEO SPACE can be taken with or without food, and is not upsetting to the stomach.
Through clinical trials, patients have been known to experience symptom relief as immediately as the first day.
While missing a dose of CEO SPACE is not recommended, residual levels in your system will likely help you remain symptom-free.
Both regular and irregular patients of CEO SPACE meet to chat in an on-line forum every Monday night to share their experiences on the medication.
What side effects may occur?
Side effects cannot be anticipated.
If any develop or change in intensity, inform your local Club President (CP) as soon as possible.
Only your CP can determine if your dosage needs to be adjusted.
Common side effects may include:
• Enthusiasm in everyday life
• Sudden increase in income
• A growing circle of business associates and team members
• Renewed interest in business and professional activities
• Enhanced social life
• The urge to hug strangers
Your CP can help you if you feel that you are not getting enough side effects, and would like to experience more.
Are there dangers in taking CEO SPACE?
Clinical studies have shown that CEO SPACE can indeed become addictive. Whereas an addiction does not appear to impose any health threat to the patient, sudden stoppage of the medication can lead to sadness and feelings of being alone.
Other less-serious dangers include the inclination to speak quickly and forcefully in 30-second bursts, and the tendency to say "Wow." _______________________________________
I would add from my own experience that CEO Space is the most value and most effective “medicine” for access to all the resources any size business in many countries needs to start or expand.
Word must really be getting out about this “drug” as it is a 20 year record class in quality and quantity of resources for businesses.
Not just for people like T.Harv Eker, Jay Abraham, David Stanley, Jack Canfield and Bob Circosta but for all of us……….me, Jan Altman and who knows, maybe you.
Jan Altman, http://www.evenyoucanplay.com/, Music Wizard Evangelist, Allegro MultimediaPalo Alto, CA
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